Me: “Get out of your damn pajamas and go running!”
Me: “but its COLD and it SNOWED and when I get tired of running I will be improperly dressed for the weather and stranded.”
Me: “Ok, so don’t go running, just go outside with running clothes under your coat to make yourself feel sporty and energetic.”
INSERT HOURS OF PUTTERING AROUND APARTMENT MAKING BUSY NOISES.
Me: “okay, yes indeed, I think I can handle that.”
WALKS OUTSIDE INTO COLD SUNSHINE, PUTS ON SUNGLASSES AND IPOD (on shuffle), BEGINS WANDERING.
Me: “So, what about your dissertation project, aren’t you going to work on that today?”
Me: “Yeah, what aBOUT my project!”
STEVIE WONDER, SUPERSTITION COMES ON IPOD.